Crow & Corvid Lover Hats

Crow people are a real fandom. The r/crowbro community trades stories of befriending whole flocks, and a Tildes thread reports crows that eat out of a hand, trade unshelled peanuts and bring friends until twenty are on the lawn. The best-known case is Gabi Mann, who at eight years old fed Seattle crows peanuts and got sea glass, a rusty screw and a tube of chapstick in return. John Marzluff's Seattle mask study found crows scolding a threatening face years later, so the flock keeps a ledger, and the Crowtok befriending trend reached MIT Technology Review in 2022. These crow hats are written for the person on the other side of that arrangement. CROW BRO and CROW LADY are the plain badges. ATTEMPTED MURDER (TWO CROWS) and THE CROWS ARE MY FRIENDS already sell as crow tees, and each gets a second colorway here. The rest claim the deal itself: crows that work for peanuts and bring gifts, groupies who happen to be corvids, honorary membership in the local murder borrowed from a Birds & Blooms gift roundup, and a Poe raven for the gothic end of the crowd, where Nevermore dad hats already sell. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Choose one for the backyard feeder, the birder with a soft spot for corvids, or anyone whose local crows seem to know their face.