Creature of Habit Hats

"Creature of habit" is the idiom people reach for when they describe themselves honestly. Jason Schwartzman says "I'm a creature of habit. I go to restaurants all the time and stuff." Martin Freeman explains he has never been to a festival because he is a creature of habit who likes mashed-potato comfort and rugs. Eminem and Gwyneth Paltrow both use the same words. Away from celebrities the evidence is domestic and specific: a hunting forum poster who has used the same coffee cup every morning for 18 years, with one glass for coffee in the morning and beer in the evening, and a small-town columnist who writes "I feed them once at 6:05 p.m. and that is meal time from now on." The same columns treat fixed church seating as universal. These creature of habit hats treat a routine like a sacred institution. CREATURE OF HABIT is the badge. The sentence designs cover the care-tag warning, the same sandwich at the same time in the same place, an alarm set to 6:12 that has always been 6:12, a parking spot held for 3,000 days, ordering what you had last time, the single experiment with something new, and the habitual offender. The sandwich and alarm lines each earn a second colorway. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. They suit the dad who orders the usual, the grandparent with the reserved seat, and the coworker who eats the same lunch.