Craft Beer & Brewery Hats

Craft beer is as much a place as a drink. "Dogs and breweries seem to go hand in hand these days," as Untappd's own blog puts it, and one travel survey found 72% of beer drinkers have spent vacation time on a brewery tasting, the beercation. At the bar the regulars argue: one forum poster wishes breweries would bring back piney West Coast IPAs, another could go the rest of his life without seeing another milkshake IPA on a tap list, and a third says the hazy stuff feels like drinking orange juice. This collection is the drinking side of that scene, not the brewing side. Two badges hold the head terms: CRAFT BEER and HOP HEAD. IPA LOT WHEN I DRINK is the pee pun that already sells on hats, and IN DOG BEERS I'VE ONLY HAD ONE is the dog-years line already on tees, socks and pint glasses. MY BEER SHOULD TASTE LIKE A PINE TREE is for the West Coast IPA loyalist, LAGER IS MY HARD RESET is for the day the haze wears thin, and I ONLY TAKE BEER FLIGHTS is for the sampler crowd. BEER SNOB is a self-aware flag, DRINK LOCAL arches across the front, and LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR CRAP BEER says the rest. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. IPA LOT WHEN I DRINK and LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR CRAP BEER each come in a second colorway.