Colorblind Hats

Roughly 1 in 12 men and 1 in 200 women are colour-blind, mostly through a trait carried on the X chromosome, which is why the club skews so heavily male. Anyone in it has spent a lifetime answering the question what color is this, and has had years to prepare the jokes: the light brown that turns out to be dark green, the tie that someone else picks, the traffic light read by position because red sits on top. Actor Eddie Redmayne has said his wife tempers his slightly outlandish choices back into the world of taste, and a lot of wives will recognize that job description. These Colorblind hats put those jokes on the front of a cap. The badges say COLORBLIND and RED-GREEN COLORBLIND plainly. The sentence designs carry the bits: reading traffic lights by altitude, surrendering every color decision to your wife, staring at the Ishihara dot plates and seeing a duck, grilling steak by faith, and asking whether that is green or brown. I MAY BE COLORBLIND BUT I LOOK GOOD IN RED is a market-proven wording that already sells on a tee, so it gets a second colorway here. No embroidered colorblind dad hat turned up in our research, so this page is open ground. Every design is custom embroidered in colored thread on an unstructured dad hat, which is part of the joke. It makes an easy gift from a wife or kid, or a hat to wear yourself.