Colonoscopy Hats

In July 2021 the US Preventive Services Task Force said colorectal cancer screening should begin at 45, five years earlier than the previously recommended age of 50. That means a fresh wave of adults every year drinks the prep, which one patient essay describes as the point on liters 3 and 4 where you never want to swallow anything again, and then wakes up from a nap they will not stop bragging about. The humor is already out there. Worldclass, a clothing brand founded by two late-stage colon cancer survivors to cut the stigma, sells a COLONOSCOPY ENTHUSIAST shirt and calls the procedure "a really positive wellness related milestone," and a hat reading "Colonoscopy Endoscopy The Ultimate Inner Selfie" sells on TeePublic. These hats keep that spirit. The badge names the procedure, the prep lines cover the gallon and the spiritual journey, and the rest handle the nap, the inner selfie, the clean result and the film crew. A prep form that promises "any color" and then excludes orange, red, blue and purple shows how strange the whole week is, so a hat is fair. This collection is about the screening itself. Our 50th Birthday collection carries one colonoscopy gift line, and our IBS & Gut Problems hats cover chronic gut trouble. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat, a good gag gift for a 45th or 50th birthday or the morning after.