Christmas Birthday Hats

A December birthday comes with a lifetime of small grievances. In a Not On The High Street survey of 2,000 Brits, 75% said they got at least one combined birthday and Christmas gift every year, and 80% felt they undoubtedly lose out. Parenting-blog roundups put the same two complaints at the top of the list: the combined gift, then the birthday present wrapped in Christmas paper. These Christmas birthday hats speak in the December baby's own voice. Two badges carry the search terms, CHRISTMAS BIRTHDAY and DECEMBER BABY. The sentence designs turn the grievances into bits: a birthday gift that must not be wrapped in Christmas paper, a combined gift spotted at a glance, a Santa on the cake again, and Santa stealing the thunder of a December birthday. COOL PEOPLE ARE BORN IN DECEMBER and MERRY CHRISTMAS AND YES IT'S MY BIRTHDAY are lines already sold as shirts and sweatshirts on Walmart, and the first earns a second colorway here. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one all of December, or give one to the December baby in your life, and wrap it in birthday paper.