Chainsaw Hats

Chainsaw people argue about brands the way truck people argue about Ford and Chevy. The forum consensus is that Stihl has more torque, Husqvarna revs faster and Husqvarna is usually cheaper for a comparable saw, and the standard advice is to buy whichever brand your local dealer services best. Then there is the hobby's own diagnosis, CAD, short for chainsaw acquisition disease. One forum thread opens with "Welcome to CAD," the folk wisdom is that the only treatment is to buy another saw, and one poster reported owning about 70 chainsaws while joking that more antique saws might jeopardize the marriage. These chainsaw hats speak for that homeowner: both sides of the Stihl versus Husqvarna war, a wife who says one more saw and she's leaving, a safety manual that went unread, a storm on the way and a fourth saw bought to fix the third. Two badges name the saw and the dad who owns it. The wife line and the fourth-saw line each come in a second colorway. Searches for a chainsaw hat also turn up anime merchandise, so every design here is about saws, not that show. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Choose one for your own shed, or give one to the friend who owns one saw too many.