Capricorn Hats

Capricorn is the zodiac's workaholic, the sea goat whose symbol is a goat, whose ruling planet is Saturn and whose element is earth. The sign has a reputation to match. Refinery29 says Caps have come to be seen as authority figures and can tend to be taskmasters at times, and calls them conservative traditionalists of the "Old Man Yells At Cloud" variety. AOL's zodiac meme roundup says Capricorns are known to be workaholics when it comes to their careers, and one astrology piece puts their best work between 6 PM and midnight. Bustle's "I am a Capricorn, and I'm proud of it" essay sums up the self-image: "Are we dull? Sometimes," followed by "But are we successful? Yes." These Capricorn hats are for that sign. Two badges, CAPRICORN and CAPRICORN SEASON, carry the search terms, and the sentence designs run on the stereotype: the taskmaster of the zodiac, born forty years old, the GOAT pun, the five-year plan made in kindergarten, the sea goat on the clock, dull and successful, and the old man yelling at a spreadsheet. Embroidered Capricorn dad hats already sell elsewhere, mostly as the bare sign name, so the funny-line versions are open space. Capricorn birthdays fall in December and January, which makes the sign a natural gift as the holidays arrive. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear it for your own season, or give one to the Capricorn who has already scheduled next year.