Canadian Sayings Hats

Canadians have a vocabulary that travels badly and sells well. The EH Team Canada Hat is already a $19 listing on TeePublic, and the same slogan runs across shirts and mugs at Walmart. The audience is not small: more than one million Canadians travel to the US every year, mostly to Florida, and Canadians accounted for 13% of US home purchases by foreign buyers from April 2023 to March 2024, so the snowbird and expat gift market is real. These hats are apolitical, evergreen Canadian English. EH and CANADIAN are the plain badges. The sentence designs gather the everyday sayings: SORRY I'M CANADIAN, in a country where Ontario's Apology Act of 2009 says an apology is not an admission of fault; DOUBLE DOUBLE, the Tim Hortons order of coffee with two creams and two sugars; GIV'ER, which surged in the 2000s partly through the 2003 film FUBAR; and TOQUE SEASON IS TEN MONTHS, for the knitted winter hat whose name comes from the French fur trade. TAKE OFF, EH, HOSER and a mixed-units line about Celsius for weather and Fahrenheit for ovens round out the page. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. SORRY I'M CANADIAN and THE EH TEAM each come in two colorways. Wear one at the cottage, or give it to the Canadian who has driven to Florida for the winter.