Calvinist & Reformed Theology Hats

Reformed Christians are a theology-loving crowd, and they joke about their own doctrine as readily as they argue it. TULIP stands for total depravity, unconditional election, limited atonement, irresistible grace and perseverance of the saints, and the acronym is merch material: TeePublic sells total depravity on shirts and hoodies and carries hats for five points, sola fide and puritans. Even the self-deprecation has names. Cage stage describes the newly Reformed believer who attacks everyone over TULIP, a phase R.C. Sproul and Michael Horton have both discussed, and Reformed churches carry a reputation as the frozen chosen. These Calvinist hats take the jokes inward. I WAS PREDESTINED TO BUY THIS HAT follows a line already sold on TeePublic as You are predestined to buy this T-shirt, and it gets a second colorway along with TOTAL DEPRAVITY AND I'M THE EVIDENCE, a nod to the Ligonier point that total depravity does not mean utter depravity. SOLI DEO GLORIA and SOLA SCRIPTURA are the sober badges, CALVINIST and FIVE POINT CALVINIST name the tribe, and CAGE STAGE CALVINIST and FROZEN CHOSEN keep the self-teasing in the family. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. This page is separate from Lutheran Hats and Methodist Hats, which never touch predestination. Wear one to the next church gathering, or give one to the seminary friend who has everything.