Brunch & Bottomless Mimosa Hats

Brunch is a weekly ritual for friend groups, and the standing joke is that it is respectable cover for day drinking. A widely shared caption calls it the socially acceptable excuse for day drinking, and a Bangor Daily News piece traced how Americans turned the meal into exactly that. Bottomless mimosas add a rulebook of their own. The standard bottomless window is reported as 90 minutes, with over half of venues in the UK and Australia now offering it. Servers admit that bottomless drinks sometimes get watered down, and some California restaurants have charged vomit fees, including a $50 incident fee at one San Francisco spot that also sold bottomless mimosas for $22. These brunch and bottomless mimosa hats are for the regular at the table who treats the 90 minutes as a sporting event. Two badges name the meal and the drink. The sentence designs use the in-group captions: brunch so hard that mimosas want to find you, the quest for the bottom of bottomless, eggs demoted to a garnish, a timer with no timeouts, and a verdict on brunch without mimosas that echoes the old shirt line about a sad, late breakfast. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one to the birthday brunch, or give one to the friend who always books the table.