Boy Dad Hats

Boy Dad is a head term of its own. Etsy runs dedicated market pages for boy dad hats, and a typical listing is a black trucker with a leather patch reading BOY DAD. It is the missing fourth quadrant here: Boy Mom, Girl Dad and Girl Mom already have their pages, and the father of sons did not. The jokes come from how dads of boys actually write about it. One father tweeted that his son was recently asked to try on a pair of dress shoes and asked for prayers. Another was told that a new baby boy means finding Nerf bullets everywhere. Fatherly collected eleven dads' stories of groin shots from their kids, and Scary Mommy covered a father-and-sons wrestling match that went viral. Kenny Rogers had his own version: keep boys busy and they are fine, let them get bored and they will dismantle your house board by board. These designs take that register and put it on a hat. Two plain badges, BOY DAD and DAD OF BOYS, cover the search terms. The sentence lines cover the living room wrestling referee, the dad who identifies any truck by sound, the four-year-old who thinks he can take him, the dinosaur name he can pronounce, fart jokes as a family value, and a grocery bill with a growth spurt. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Hand one to the dad of boys who earned it.