Bigfoot & Cryptid Hats

Walmart runs whole category pages for "bigfoot hat" and "sasquatch hat", and the people buying them fall into three camps: true believers, half-believers, and those who just love the bit. These hats are written for all three. SASQUATCH and BIGFOOT BELIEVER are the plain badges, the words people actually type into the search box. SQUATCHIN' is the community's own verb, which squatchers prefer to "Bigfoot hunting": go to a sighting site, camp overnight, knock sticks on trees and call into the woods. WEEKEND SQUATCHER claims the title for anyone who does it on a Saturday. SASQUATCH RESEARCH TEAM plays the mock-official field crew of the Bigfoot Research Team caps, and I WANT TO BELIEVE borrows the X-Files slogan. The funniest lines flip the belief around: BIGFOOT DOESN'T BELIEVE IN ME EITHER turns the market favorite BIGFOOT DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU EITHER on the wearer, next to I'VE NEVER SEEN BIGFOOT AND THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS and BIGFOOT IS SHY AND SO AM I, for the introvert. I HAVE THE BLURRIEST BIGFOOT PHOTO IN THE STATE owns the genre's standing joke; as one r/bigfoot commenter put it, he just kinda looks like that. With nearly 75,000 sighting reports sent to the BFRO and Washington leading the credible ones at 717, I LEAVE SNACKS FOR BIGFOOT is simply good manners. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat, and two lines get a second colorway.