Ber Months Hats

September, October, November, December. Four months that end in -ber, and one household somewhere that treats all four of them as Christmas. The internet has been marking the arrival of the ber months every September 1st since 2012, and every year the same argument runs: it is too early, it is not too early, the tree is already up. This collection takes a side. These are hats for the Christmas creep — the person playing carols in a warm car in the middle of September, the one who thinks four months of Christmas is simply the correct amount, the one who has never once accepted "too early" as a real category. Nobody else is the butt of the joke here. The wearer is the unreasonable party and is entirely at peace with it. Thirteen designs across ten crown colours, from cranberry and evergreen to snow white and pink. The loud declarations are set in Archivo Black and Alfa Slab One, with the weight of a department-store window; the quieter confessions are lowercase PT Serif, said the way you would say something you have no intention of defending.