Beard Hats

Beards are one of the largest self-identifying gift audiences in men's apparel: a Zazzle search for beard t-shirts alone returns 37,816 products, which is a lot of men telling the world what is growing on their face. These hats pick the lines that get a laugh from the bearded and a nod from everyone who lives with one. BEARDED and BEARDED DAD are the plain badges, the words a shopper types into a search box. FEAR THE BEARD and BEARD GAME STRONG are the long-running evergreen slogans, and NO SHAVE NOVEMBER covers the month when the whole office quietly stops using razors. The rest is the household humor. THE BEARD IS HIDING MY CHIN admits what the beard is actually for. THERE'S FOOD IN MY BEARD FOR LATER treats crumbs as a snack drawer. SHAVING IS GIVING UP and THE BEARD STAYS are non-negotiable positions, and BEARD: A SWEATER FOR MY FACE is the one for anyone who has ever felt a cold front arrive. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. FEAR THE BEARD and BEARD GAME STRONG, the two strongest slogans, each get a second colorway. Pick the one that sounds like you, or the one that sounds like the guy who owns three kinds of beard oil and will not stop mentioning it.