Aries Hats

Aries is the first sign of the zodiac: a cardinal fire sign ruled by Mars, symbolized by the ram, and the one that marks the start of spring, according to Farmers' Almanac. The meme version of the sign is just as consistent. Blavity and YourTango both list impulsive, impatient, bad-at-apologizing and always-right as the core traits, and Blavity even titles one of its Aries memes "Temporarily Temperamental," which is where the line on this page comes from. ARIES and ARIES SEASON are the plain badges that carry the search terms. Aries Season is the best proven phrase: tees on Walmart and eBay and a gift listing on Etsy all use it, though its date window is real, running from the March equinox to about April 19. Aries hats exist already, among them a Redbubble Aries Rising design and embroidered sign hats at Walmart, but they stop at the word or the glyph. The sentence designs wear the temper with pride: ACT FIRST THINK NEVER, a full-grown goose, hotheaded and happy about it, and MY HEAD IS A BATTERING RAM, which echoes a line collected in Bustle's quotes about Aries, I will make a battering-ram of my head and make my way through this rough and tumble world. ACT FIRST THINK NEVER and the goose line each get a second colorway. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Choose one for the friend who starts things, or for the one who finishes them.