Aquarius Hats

Aquarius is the zodiac's proud weirdo. The sign is the water bearer, but it is an air sign, in the company of Gemini and Libra, and getting that wrong is the sign's oldest in-joke. AOL explains that the water stands for knowledge, ideas and collective awareness, and that rulers Saturn and Uranus are cerebral. Vice calls Aquarius "the alien of the zodiac," says most Aquarians have a Spock complex, and says they suck at small talk. Season greetings run through Twitter every year: "happy aquarius szn to those who celebrate!" And Romper's birthday captions have the sign planning to lead a revolution, with cake as the fallback. These Aquarius hats are for that sign. AQUARIUS and AQUARIUS SEASON are the search-term badges, and the sentence designs carry the register: the age of Aquarius, probably an alien, air sign not a water sign, loving humanity but not the people, from the future, and the weird one. Embroidered Aquarius dad hats already sell on Redbubble and Walmart as the bare sign name, so the funny-line versions are open space, and big Aquarius energy tees show the sign's humour sells. Aquarius season runs from late January into mid-February, so these hats make a natural birthday gift for the dead of winter. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear it for the season, or give one to the Aquarius who has been waiting for everyone else to catch up.