Alpaca & Llama Hats

Alpacas and llamas look alike until you stand next to one. Alpacas top out around five feet tall and about 150 pounds, with short squished faces and short pointy ears, while llamas can stand a foot taller and carry long faces and banana ears. Alpacas are bred for fleece, which comes in 22 natural fiber colors, and every alpaca owner has been asked at least once if theirs are llamas. They do spit, mostly at each other to settle who ranks where, and what comes out is stomach contents, not saliva. These alpaca and llama hats are for the fiber people, the hobby farmers and the fans who have never met one but already own the tee. The badges name the animal and its people: ALPACA, LLAMA MAMA (an echo of Anna Dewdney's Llama Llama books) and ALPACA DAD. The sentence designs carry the puns that already sell on shirts and tote bags, including ALPACA MY BAGS and NO PROB-LLAMA, plus a FLEECE NAVIDAD for the holidays, a farmer's cash crop of fluff, and the alpaca that judges you from across the field. Real alpaca hats are knit fiber hats; these are slogan caps, a lane that looks wide open. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Choose one for your own barn, or give one to the person whose herd has been asked about llamas one time too many.