Agriculture Teachers: Even the Homework Sprouted Hats

Agriculture teaching can make a lesson plan quite literally something that needs watering. NAAE describes a profession connecting classroom and laboratory instruction, experiential learning, and leadership education. This collection follows the crop and greenhouse side of that work, where germination and transplanting give the teacher jokes their roots. The details are real, even when the boasts get unreasonable. Kentucky Teacher reports students at Seneca and Calloway County growing plants from seeds and plugs, with Seneca students making business decisions for public sales. In Edmond, Oklahoma, teacher Mason Jones describes responsibility for a 2,400-square-foot teaching greenhouse and a spring annual-plant sale. Those named programs supply the world behind PLANT SALE KINGPIN and the teacher who has annexed every windowsill; the conquest belongs to the joke. AG TEACHER and AGRICULTURE TEACHER supply the direct role badges. TEACH AG is a compact declaration, while the longer designs turn greenhouse care into a summer-break grievance and seedlings into suspiciously attentive pupils. The familiar regular-teacher exception also appears on an Etsy agriculture-teacher shirt. Choose the badge for professional pride or a sentence for the colleague whose lesson plans have roots. PLANT SALE KINGPIN and MY LESSON PLANS NEED WATERING each have a second colorway.