70th Birthday Hats

A 70th birthday is the kind of milestone the whole family turns up for, and the hat usually gets bought by the kids and grandkids, then worn to the party and straight on to the golf course. Seventy has its own word, septuagenarian, from the Latin for seventy, which covers anyone aged 70 to 79. It also has its own year peg: a 2026 seventieth means born in 1956, and VINTAGE 1956 LIMITED EDITION is the same shape as the year-pegged shirts and embroidered hats already sold for this birthday. These 70th birthday hats lean on the jokes the milestone invites. SEVENTY, I'VE OUTLIVED MY WARRANTY and SEVENTY, ALL ORIGINAL PARTS, MOSTLY treat the body like a well-used appliance. SEVENTY OR 490 IN DOG YEARS borrows a line from the funny birthday wish pages. I'VE BEEN RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING FOR 70 YEARS is for the person who has earned the last word. Golf is the most common gift theme for a grandpa who plays, so SEVEN-TEE AND STILL ON PAR covers the fairway. Two plain badges, SEVENTY and SEPTUAGENARIAN, are here for anyone who just wants the number on a hat. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. The vintage year will be refreshed each January so the peg stays accurate.