60th Birthday & Senior Discount Hats

Sixty is the big 6-0, and the joke the whole market runs on is the senior discount. The fun part is that there is no single age for it. AARP membership opens at 50, but most senior discounts don't kick in until 55, 60, 62 or 65, depending on the business. At 60 the list gets real: Kohl's takes 15% off in store on Wednesdays, and Sonic, Golden Corral, Einstein Bros. and El Pollo Loco start their deals there, while Chili's and IHOP start at 55. Most businesses don't advertise them, and many give senior discounts just for asking, which is the whole point of DON'T FORGET MY SENIOR DISCOUNT, a line already sold as a trucker hat. These hats are bought by adult kids and spouses for the party and worn by the birthday person. The badges are SIXTY and SENIOR DISCOUNT. The sentences do the rest: THE FIRST 60 YEARS OF CHILDHOOD ARE THE HARDEST and SENIOR CITIZEN JUST GO AROUND ME are marketplace favorites, AGAINST THE LAW TO LOOK THIS GOOD AT SIXTY fills the gap between the 50 and 70 versions sold as party-pack trucker hats, and SEXAGENARIAN is the dictionary word for it, set as an arch. DON'T FORGET MY SENIOR DISCOUNT gets a second colorway. Every hat is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat.