30th Birthday Hats

Thirty has turned into a trip. Millennials celebrating 21, 25 or 30 are more likely to go abroad for it, and some 30th weekends now run multi-day itineraries with up to 100 invitees. These hats lean on the phrases the 30th already sells on shirts, caps and shot glasses: DIRTY THIRTY, TALK THIRTY TO ME, RIP MY TWENTIES, and THIRTY FLIRTY AND THRIVING, the line from 13 Going on 30. Around them sit the lines a new thirty-year-old would actually say. RENEWED FOR SEASON 30 treats the birthday like a TV show that got picked up again, THIRTYSOMETHING borrows a TV show's name for the whole decade, THIRTY AND EXCITED ABOUT A NEW VACUUM admits what adulthood does to the shopping list, and I'M 30 MY HANGOVERS HAVE HANGOVERS covers the slower recovery that shows up around thirty, when ibuprofen starts to count as breakfast. CHEERS TO 30 YEARS is the sincere toast for the glass and the photo. The plain badges, THIRTY and THE BIG 3-0, carry the search terms for anyone shopping the number directly. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat, and the vacuum line and the hangover line each come in a second colorway. Order one for the birthday trip, the bar crawl, or the morning after either.